Paraphrasing a voice mail* I received earlier in the week because it explains how I've been feeling lately...
Helllooo! It's... Monday. No. Tuesday. I think it's Tuesday? No. The computer says it's 9-6, which means it's Tuesday! Ha! Figured it out! Anyway, hello!
Btw, that may be the only voice mail I never delete because I love it. Even more than our Carrie K singing to me for my birthday. Yes, that much because I really love that singing Carrie K.
Anyway, I'll be back when and if I figure out what day of the week it is without needing the computer or cheating by figuring out what day of the week it is by when I took out the trash.
(Last week, went to the Micheals for crayons [don't ask] and was told that my coupon wasn't effective until the next day/Friday the 2nd. I told the cashier lady that it was the 2nd because I had made my mortgage payment the day before on the 1st. She blinked at me a couple of times before realizing that it really was Friday. Yeah, welcome to my life, people.)
* No, not from our Joan. She doesn't leave messages. She's too cool/busy for that shit.
So no one in your life knows what day it is? You poor thing!
Posted by: Carole | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 10:37 AM
If I didn't know better, i would have sworn the message came from me. I am forever mixed up on days of the week and numerical dates. My days are divided into work and how many days until work again :)
Posted by: Kelly | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Great voice mail!
Posted by: Cheryl S. | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Voice mail? You listen to voice mail? Well, if I'd known that. muwahhahaha
xoxo
Posted by: Squishy | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 11:16 AM
I never know what day it is so I totally understand. Feel better and take care.
Posted by: Sil | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Thank goodness for the little numbers in the lower right, no, lower left, no, it IS lower right corner of our computers! I don't even try to know what day it is...I don't know my right from my left... o.0
xoxo
Posted by: Marilyn | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 11:57 AM
School started here so as a responsible parent I have to know what day it is, or actually how many days it is until Friday. I hope your days are falling into place.
Posted by: Karen | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 12:09 PM
I'm shocked that I'm not being swamped with singing offers.
Does anyone really know what day it is? Does anyone really care? In the immortal words of.......someone.
Posted by: Carrie#K | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 01:30 PM
I still think it's August. . .
Posted by: Kym | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 01:31 PM
I have a hard time with that too, add to that.. I never wear a watch so 98% of the time I don't even know what time it is. Do you know how old you are? do you? are you certain? ;^)
That WAS a great voice mail!
xox
Posted by: marianne | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 01:33 PM
That's a great voicemail.. and exactly how I would have figured out what day it was. Without the computer, I'm lost :)
Posted by: Risa | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 01:47 PM
Heheheeeee,,,, Wait until I will sing to you!
Posted by: Rachel | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 02:43 PM
I looked at my stepson yesterday and said "aren't you going to rugby?" And he said "it's only Tuesdays and Thursdays" and I said "it's not Tuesday? :|.
Not sure if that should make you feel better or worse.
Posted by: Trish | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 04:30 PM
Day of the week confusion is widespread. I'm also a little stunned each morning when I realize we're already in September.
Posted by: Natalie | Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 06:32 PM
I can usually tell you what day of the week it is, but dates escape me completely. You could feed me any number and I'd have to go with it...
Posted by: gayle | Friday, September 09, 2011 at 04:37 AM
I love that message. Exactly how I feel most days and I no longer care at all. I admire you for still giving a hoot. Take whatever time you need. You know I'll just check on you anyway. And, if you need something, just let me know. I can use the mail while it's still sort of viable.
Posted by: CindyCindy | Friday, September 09, 2011 at 04:59 AM
I always know what day it is-NOT! I figure if it's really important someone will let me know. I'm so glad today is Friday, however. I'd not make it through another Thursday.
Posted by: margene | Friday, September 09, 2011 at 05:42 AM
The only message we've saved is from someone calling Carol to see how she's enjoying her retirement. It's so happy and fun that we can't bear to delete it.
Posted by: Jennifer | Friday, September 09, 2011 at 07:36 AM
At least your caller believes the computer! ;D
If you can figure out what day it is, no matter what method you use, you are so ahead of the rest of us.
Posted by: Angie | Saturday, September 10, 2011 at 07:34 PM
And I am so far behind in my news reader that I didn't get to this until Sunday, the day after you commented on my "OMG I've lost a week!" post on G+.
I should call you and leave an obscene voice mail. Not an anonymous one, obviously, because what's the fun in that?
Posted by: DataGoddess | Sunday, September 11, 2011 at 01:44 PM
Oh, CRAP. I missed your birthday. Sigh. Everything is all upside down over here..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Where's the FRIGGIN' CAKE?!!!!
Posted by: Norma | Monday, September 12, 2011 at 01:02 PM