OMG! Stop Touching Me!

If I'm in the kitchen, I'm saying that... and I'm sick of it.

It's a spider plant baby and it hangs at the perfect height to hit me in the head Every.  Single.  Time.  I stand at the kitchen sink.  I have a feeling it will end up living on the patio with the other spider plant that decided having a baby would be a good idea.

(Yes, I know why they have babies.  It doesn't mean I have to approve or put up with it.)

In other news...

HALF, bitches!

Comments

[Carole]

Are you going to put your next spider plant on birth control?

[Kym]

You've really gotta watch those spider plants!!! So promiscuous!

[Denise]

You're really very nice. I would take scissors and snip the offending part.

Lovely yarn as always. You've been busy.

[Anne]

Impressive spinning. As usual. But can you tell me: HOW DO SPIDER PLANTS MAKE BABBY?

[CindyCindy]

I agree with Denise. Or, you can do as I do and stop watering the plant and they'll all die. Oh, did I write that out loud? the yarn is beautiful You are truly my hero!!!

[Marilyn]

I think a change of scenery for the spider plant is in order!
Ooo, I love the yarn...
xoxo

[kim]

Do you know how difficult it is to put on a spider plant condom?

[Kitten]

Spider hoars, the lot of them. Pretty pink!

[Yarndude]

My spider plant is gay. No babies for me. Sweet yarn!

[Carrie#K]

It's annoying getting groped at the kitchen sink, isn't it?

Wow, half! Half to go! :)

[Karen]

Gorgeous! I bet you can't wait to get to the second half.

[marianne]

Hee. getting groped at the kitchen sink.
Beautiful yarn! Half way there! You are rocking the Pink!

[Natalie]

Nice work with the yarn!

[silvia]

I love that pink yarn! Half is good, but you know that!

I really really hate spider plants. My mom insists on having two hanging next to the kitchen table because that's what she had growing up. Me, I growl at them and dream of watering them with bleach. So wrong.

[Clumsy Knitter]

I am totally with Denise. I would have chopped that thing up ages ago. Or, you know, just moved the damn thing.

Nice yarn! :)

[margene]

In other news? You're made at a plant who's having babies when you're the one giving birth to a beautiful bunch of yarn! Congratulations. It's a grrl and such a special grrl. How nice she'll have a twin.

[Squishy]

xoxo. too bad the baby wouldn't survive a mailing to Texas. Hmmm. Mehbee I will have to do what I threatened in November. O.o

[Trish]

Wow, half already. You are smokin!

[Angie]

Half?! Wow, gorgeous! Good luck with the birth control. ;)

[gayle]

I'd turn the plant or move it out. I'm such a sucker for baby anything. Plants, animals. Even baby spiders are cute if you squint just right...

[Rachel]

Touch you?!? How dare he? Evil I tell you, Evil!

Oh the loveliness of that pinkness, I can just imagine the glory of the whole batch!

[Kelly]

Hahahaha, I love this post title. I agree, creeper plant might need to go hang on the patio if he keeps molesting you in such a rude manner. Awesome yarn!

[Cheryl S.]

Did you faint at Margene's post? I'm sure giving birth, whether to yarn or not, isn't exactly what you want to imagine.