Just because we smile and nod DO NOT assume we are in any way interested in you, your nonsense or why you spent $90K on ANYTHING! We are (mostly) polite and do not want to be rude to a total stranger! Even if he does have questionable hygiene, no marketable skills and a twitch that makes us jumpy. Kindly return from whence you came and take those smelly shoes with you!
In other news, the lizard has returned to the garage.
No, sadly, that is not a euphemism. He's under the big freezer. Most likely, dreaming of crickets and fat juicy spiders.
In mildly shocking news, I seem to attract delicate little men who have no idea who they're trying to flirt with. (Yes, J, I still suck at flirting, and, yes, I still blame you.)
In fiber related business news, have you seen this?! If not, why? I'm already planning a sweater spin for the Tour this year...
In related news, only if I don't fake my own death.
I know. I know. It's been done before. Believe me, I KNOW. However, faking my own death might get me left alone long enough for me to actually get a few things done. That would be a nice change. Plus I could always come back as someone new and take over the blog.
Weirder things have happened and y'all know it!
& That's time!