Shut Up & Knit!

It's not me. It's you.

This is a fabulous thing.  I'm not saying there's been anything going on here or not going on for that matter... and, if there was a story, it wouldn't be for you.  I'm just sayin'...

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Darling Cindy asked me if I was knitting or spinning.  I told her the truth and now she's worrying over me.  I don't blame her, but I do think it's long past time for worrying.  

Just send booze.*

Lookie!  Socks!

Lorna's sock yarn.  Ice Storm color way.  From '08 AKA the year everything went to shit.

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Unconscious Mutterings

1. Background ::  Noise
2. Performance ::  Anxiety
3. Husband ::  So?
4. Scaffolding ::  Weirdness
5. Third ::  Wife
6. Stirring ::  The Pot
7. Slogan ::  Lame
8. Odor ::  Stinky
9. Accent ::  Fake 
10. Suspicion ::  Confirmed!

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& Yes, I do occasionally give my cell phone to people who may in fact be crazy.  However, I do know how to block people and I don't just answer the phone when it rings if I don't know the number.

Yes, there's a story and one day it may be for you.  However, not right now.  Too much back story to go into right now.  Plus I'm not totally sure the story is over yet.

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Happy Monday, people.  

Remember to check the Call ID before you pick up.  ;^)

 

*  No, not really.

 

He loves me, too.

Unconscious Mutterings

 

1. Soul mate ::  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2. Design ::  Plan
3. Line ::  In The Sand
4. Jane ::  Austin
5. Nice ::  Ass
6. Spider ::  Alfa Romeo
7. Gray ::  Hair
8. Ruffles ::  On Your Panties
9. Inspired ::  By Rage
10. Fashionable ::  Young Man

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However, that might have been because I brought him tacos.  :p

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Speaking of grammar and spelling on the interwebs, I found Ginger while looking at apps for Chrome and may have fallen in love.  

So far, fabulous!

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Did I mention the tacos?

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Did you see the socks that our Joan posted on her blog yesterday?  

They aren't nearly as big/long as they look.  They are men's size 9 socks, however, they were knit for narrow feet, which may have a little something to do with how they look.  Well, that and the ribbing pulling in to make them look even thinner/longer.

Like most things in life, it's all about the perspective.  ;^)

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Happy Wednesday, everyone! 

 

More of the Usual

Unconscious Mutterings

1. Whispering :: In The Dark
2. Braided :: Hair OR Fiber
3. Ruin :: Of A Nation
4. Parasite :: Social Climber
5. Mineral :: Or Vegetable
6. Engines :: Start Your
7. Buddy :: Holly
8. Tic :: Facial
9. Small :: Dick
10. Tackled :: Wrasslin' In The Park

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Seen at the Panera Drive-Thru:

There was also a Hello Kitty sticker in the rear window.  Of course, there was.

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Trying to write a quick blog post before hopping in the shower doesn't work so well when your blogging platform decides to be intersting rather than do it's bloody job.  WTG, Typepad!

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Still battling computer/connection issues.  May be setting someone on fire over at the ISP later on today.  We'll see.  It's not like I've got time to be on the phone with a stranger when I've got loved ones to talk to.

Btw, last cell phone billing cycle, I was on the phone for 82.6 hours.  No, I'm not sure how or who or even what.  However, I'm thinking I had fun doing it.  ;^)

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Happy Thursday, people!

Sometimes you just have to laugh

Or the men with the nice white coats will be coming for you.

Naturally, there is the worry that once the laughing begins, it will not stop, but that's low on my list of worries right now.

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I almost had to put out a BOLO on this sock.  Finished last night, lost without realizing it, I found it this morning.

Do you know this yarn?  Did you dye this yarn?  Does this yarn know you?

I cast on for sock #2 last night and have high hopes on getting the pair out of here soonish.

Speaking of socks, did you see these?!

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Subconscious Mutterings

1. Knees ::  On Your
2. Law ::  Breaking
3. Goodbye ::  Baby
4. Regrets ::  I have a few
5. Dedicated :: to the one I love
6. Sushi ::  Bait!
7. Australia ::  Diamonds
8. Renovation ::  Yes Please!
9. Honk ::  if you hate the right wing!
10. Beg :: Pretty, pet

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In other news, it's cold and windy and I really need lunch.

Life is much better than it was a week ago, but there is still room for improvement.  I'm stupid enough to still be hopeful.  Having chocolate to eat and a someone with milk chocolate brown eyes to flirt with doesn't hurt, either.

Currently, counting yardage of some handspun and getting ready to do some plying.

Talk among yourselves!

xo

FFS!

Having a week.  Will be back when I can be back.

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The kids at Typepad have rolled out a new Pinterest button thingy for those users who want their content stolen and placed on that other site or some such nosense.  They have also linked to some code that may block folks from stealing our content.  All info found here... you'll have to go to comments for the code linky.

Btw, looks like this might work on other bloggers platforms, too.

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Subconsious Mutterings

1. Unsolicited :: Advice
2. House ::  Call  :: Booty
3. 24 hours ::  On Duty
4. Permission ::  Ask Mistress
5. Inbox ::  Empty  ::  Unloved
6. Presidential ::  Pants
7. Rising ::  Hopes
8. Hold ::  Out
9. Hourglass ::  Figure
10. More ::  Annoying Nonsense

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Turns out a "swallow test" is not even close to what you might think it is.

Yeah, ponder that for a while, people.  If the handspun I'm soaking ever stops bleeding, I'll be back to complain about the dyer and the cute boy at my CVS. 

xo