Or not.
I asked our Joan what I was missing online while I was offline doing grown-up type stuff. She said nothing was going on.
Then she told me 3 gossipy things... one of which made me laugh like a donkey. There was a joke with a punchline that involved Wenslydale, and a story about slippers. There also seems to be a large peanut butter cup missing and something about a kid in the basement but I was too busy complaining bitterly by that point to actually hear what she was telling me.
Makes me wonder what else I've missed, but not enough to think twice about marking everything as read on the Google Reader. If it's important, y'all will tell me.
There's other stuff going on, but I'm confusing enough on a good day. Trying to explain would not go well and I don't have time to explain everything to everyone in private. Plus our beloved lurkers would be out of the loop and I hate that.
To sum up... it is what it is. Ya know?
xo

I never get here first. Welcome back!
Posted by: joan | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 03:51 AM
Have you worked things out and are you really back now? I hope so. You haven't missed a thing on my blog since I haven't been blogging this week and the last couple of weeks I haven't had much to say. Well, I've said the usual but you know what I mean.
Posted by: Carole | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 04:27 AM
I've been missing you.
All that's happening here is I shortened a prom dress. One that had 6 layers and was 26' around the hem. Yeah.
Hope all is well at your house.
xoxo
Posted by: Marilyn | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 04:52 AM
You're back? Really truly? All that you missed on my end was me making a bit of string out of cotton, but this week I've been working on more exciting spinning. This whole spinning from sheep's wool thing is pretty cool!
Posted by: Natalie | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 05:13 AM
I missed you! The world is pretty much the same as you left it. Hope things are going as well as possible for you. XO.
Posted by: Cheryl S. | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 06:49 AM
Glad you are back and have been laughing some, too.
xo
Posted by: Sarah | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 07:04 AM
Life is not the same without a daily Cookie! Nothing much has happened since my return from MA, except a duck moved into the neighborhood. Sending good thoughts. xox
Posted by: margene | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 07:05 AM
just ♥.
xo
Posted by: sairy | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 07:37 AM
Yer who, now?
Posted by: Kitten | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 09:15 AM
Xoxo
Confusing people is way too much fun. Add in allergies from hell and it makes for a wild ride.
Posted by: Squish | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 11:16 AM
I am almost at that point with Google Reader myself -- got woefully behind during the latter half of tax season. I haven't missed any of YOUR posts, though (probably because they were so rare :p
Posted by: kmkat | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 12:34 PM
I'm going on vacation, but that is about it with me. Just have to get through today at work, then I'm free to land in Orlando and thunrstorms on Sunday. Work todesy will be excruciating, for me and everyone around me, I'm sure :)
Posted by: Kelly | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 02:03 PM
I hope you're done being an adult.....
Posted by: donna lee | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 02:05 PM
There you are!!
I had strep throat and still feel like poo. Other than that, it's quiet around me, finally :-)
Posted by: Datagoddess | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 03:50 PM
Good to know you're still alive!
Posted by: Yarndude | Thursday, April 19, 2012 at 05:19 PM
XOXOXOXOXO, dear Cookie.
Posted by: Kym | Friday, April 20, 2012 at 04:39 AM
Yay for you being back!
Have you seen my lambs? Triplets! That's all my big news.
Posted by: gayle | Friday, April 20, 2012 at 04:46 AM
Perhaps you missed this witty little comment in the TwitterVerse:
"Dick Clark died today at 82. Now we won't be able to ring in the New Year. Well played, Mayans, well played."
Posted by: April | Friday, April 20, 2012 at 02:57 PM
I do know. Glad you're back.
Posted by: Ruth | Saturday, April 21, 2012 at 06:01 AM