I asked our Joan what I was missing online while I was offline doing grown-up type stuff. She said nothing was going on.
Then she told me 3 gossipy things... one of which made me laugh like a donkey. There was a joke with a punchline that involved Wenslydale, and a story about slippers. There also seems to be a large peanut butter cup missing and something about a kid in the basement but I was too busy complaining bitterly by that point to actually hear what she was telling me.
Makes me wonder what else I've missed, but not enough to think twice about marking everything as read on the Google Reader. If it's important, y'all will tell me.
There's other stuff going on, but I'm confusing enough on a good day. Trying to explain would not go well and I don't have time to explain everything to everyone in private. Plus our beloved lurkers would be out of the loop and I hate that.
To sum up... it is what it is. Ya know?