Because I have socks.
Mad About Plaid socks to be exact. (Opens to a PFD.)
The pattern is a lot of fun to knit and goes very quickly if you're a compulsive little freak like me.
Ironically, I was wearing my pair yesterday, so taking photos was fairly easy. Getting well lit photos, not so much, but y'all understand.
Oh, and I used 2.75 mm dpns, Pace sock yarn (the pink and green were leftovers), and much less ribbing because I love me a shortie sock.
Happy Sunday, people!